Steve Hewer: Captain, Age 22, RHB, Mieser, AKA Slash, JC, God, Stevige
Chris Schofield: Age 27, RHB, Demon Legspin, AKA; Moby, Hammer
Ian Smith: Age undisclosed, RHB, Dibbly Dobbly, AKA ;Porno, the porn, cat
Mark Harrod: Age 30, RHB Opener, Strike Bowler!, AKA; Harry
Lewis Campbell: Age 12, RHB, DEFENSIVE, AKA dont get me started
Saj Hossain: Age 52, RHB, Demon Spin, AKA Shazzle
Neil Taylor: Age 34, RHB, Agressive top order, AKA T bone, T, Stella
Nigel Tegg: Age 48?, LHB, Stroke Maker!, AKA Nick, Nige
Tristan Tegg: Age 17, RHB, Gay all rounder, AKA Trissie, Slightly gay
Naveed Butt: Age ?, RHB, Pinch hitter, AKA Nav, that is class
Ben Orpwood: Age 23, RHB, Pace bowler, AKA Benny, Orps
Martin Bennett: Age ?, RHB, Classy number 3, AKA the doc, Gordon
Advaith Siddithran: Age 27, Overseas pro, AKA Adi, Butterfingers
Toby Burrow: Age 19, Bowler, AKA Tobes, Bob
James Hughes: Age 28, RHB, Seasoned pro, AKA Hughesie, Jim
Nick Mansfield: Age 28, RHB, Quickie, AKA Ginge
Neil Orpwood: Age at a guess 45, RHB, LSCC legend, AKA orps, Orpie snr
Andrew Hawthorne: Age undisclosed, RHB, AKA Nemesis